It may not be the end of the world any longer but if the immediate outrage that ensued among the entire Penn State student population was any indicator, I think it’s safe to say it’s a very good thing this burrito crisis was short-lived. Welcome back Chipotle, and don’t you ever leave us again.
Sincerely, Penn State.
1) Panic sets in and you feel your whole world crashing down around you.
2) You begin the search for another semi-healthy takeout meal for under $10.
3) Qdoba just isn’t good enough.
4) You search the website for the next closest Chipotle, but are crushed when you see that it’s in Altoona (It might as well be on another planet).
5) The realization sets in that there’s no point of dressing up for Halloween anymore if you can’t get your Chipotle meal for $3.
6) The presence of guacamole in pop culture disintegrates.
7) You are forced to result in making your own dinner. Blasphemous.
8) Because you were so planning on getting married in Happy Valley…