We’ve all been there. Okay, maybe not all of us – but for those of us who have, the experience is always somewhat the same. Whether you look back on it with regret and embarrassment or think your drunken night just might have led you to your future hubby (don’t hold your breath, sweetie), here’s the 25 thoughts that run through every girl’s mind the morning after.
1. What. The. F***.
2. Wait…whose bed even is this?
3. Am I alone? Nope, not alone.
4. S*** where are my pants?
5. Where is my phone? Or keys? Or ID?
6. Ooh hot or not? His back is pretty muscular, so I’ll take it.
7. I think I may puke.
8. Hmmm who is actually alive and well right now to come pick me up?
9. Where are my shoes? Ugh, those were my new frat heels.
10. Where is my clothing?
11. Where is my underwear?
12. Where is my dignity?
13. Wait, do I even have any makeup on?
14. I probably look so ugly right now.
15. Yup, definitely look ratchet.
16. I wasn’t even planning on drinking last night really.
17. Ok, that’s a lie, I definitely wanted to drink. Who the hell am I kidding?
18. Maybe I could’ve survived without that 13th shot though…and those Pokey Sticks.
19. I really hope I didn’t cry. He probably thinks I’m psycho.
20. Wow I want Waffle Shop.
21. Water.
22. God I hope he’s not a freshman.
23. My. Head. Is. Pounding.
24. This room needs to stop spinning.
25. Well, hope no one sees this walk of shame today.