Who knew she was the most relatable one in the family?
1. When you and your best friend are two bottles of wine deep and start talking about how much you appreciate each other.
“You’re one of the greatest people I’ve ever known.”
2. When you walk by someone on campus and can’t remember where you know them from.
Reveal yourself.
3. When the plans you weren’t going to follow through with get cancelled.
Oh no, we’re equally sad this isn’t happening.
4. When you should be studying but somehow end up in bed watching Netflix.
I earned this.
5. When you manage to give your friend good advice even though you have no idea what you’re talking about.
I’m here to help.
6. When your friend asks if you want to just stay in and watch reality shows.
This is better than any party you could ever bring me to.
7. When you’ve procrastinated all week and left your work until the night before it’s due.
Why am I like this.
8. When you’re on a diet but your school’s team loses.
The only thing that can make this better is pizza.
9. When the professor who ruined your life all semester asks everyone to fill out an evaluation.
You’re definitely going to write your answers like Regina George writing in the Burn Book.
10. When you want to contribute to a group project but have no idea what’s going on.
I’m trying my best.
11. When the slightest inconvenience happens.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
12. When you’re already having a rough day and someone decides to say some sh*t to you.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
13. When a dog jumps on your leg to play with you and the owner allows it.
Thank you.
14. When your phone is dry so you actually have to pay attention to your lecture.
“Do you think he’ll let us leave an hour early?”
15. And then when they won’t stop talking because they love the sound of their own voice.
“Ok, class is over – you’re done. I need to go beat the Chick-fil-A line.”
16. When you catch your reflection in the mirror at a party.
Now fix your makeup and go request Kanye.
17. When you say you’re going to just enjoy the moment at a concert but then the band comes out.
I need to record this entire show.
18. When you get asked if you have a boyfriend.
Please respect my privacy.
19. When you walk by football players on campus.
They’re just so beautiful.
20. When nothing’s going right but you’re trying to keep it together.
Kris Jenner believes in you.