1. I should be doing work.
2. But it’s so nice out and it’s Pittsburgh so who knows how it will be out later.
3. You deserve this, go outside and enjoy it.
4. Seriously, you’ve opened your book; you are good for that exam.
5. Okay, let’s make a deal. Go out and enjoy the weather AND bring your textbook.
6. Where’s that one blanket I use to lay out?
7. Screw the blanket, it will be dry out, it’s like what 55 degrees out? Perfect.
8. Oh wow, there are a lot of people laying out today… Gotta find a place not near anyone.
9. Perfect.
10. Oh crap, the grass is still wet.
11. Whatever, yolo.
12. Do people still say Yolo?
13. Yolo.
14. Ok, open that laptop and let’s start the work.
15. Oh look, Schenley has Wifi!
16. And it doesn’t work.
17. Alright, let me try the Pitt Wifi.
18. HAHAHAHAHAHA
19. Ok, offline work only.
20. Which is nothing.
21. Alright, let’s try the textbook.
22. God, this glare!
23. Let me try laying this way.
24. Ok maybe this way.
25. No. This is not working.
26. Omg a cute family!
27. Ahh look at the baby run!
28. Oh no, please don’t run near me.
29. You are cute but I am attempting to relax.
30. Back to attempting to read: I gotta look studious.
31. Oh cool “bros,” please lets throw the Frisbee right over me.
32. There is an entire lawn.
33. And it hit me.
34. Seriously.
35. Oh no, people are sitting near me.
36. There is an entire lawn!!
37. This is my spot.
38. I give up on studying.
39. Tan time.
40. Don’t judge me sir, I know its 62 out but whatever, its sun.
41. Hmmm that bubble tea seems perfect right now.
42. No, tan time.
43. Oh god, have I flipped yet?
44. My back is going to be way tanner than my face.
45. How do these girls know its going to be warm out? Like do you just always have a bikini on in case of warm weather?
46. Props to you rockin’ out in the bikini, but its April – my body is not bikini weather ready yet.
47. Ok, I don’t understand. You are wearing long sleeves. Why?
48. OMG a puppy!
49. I bet his owner gets all the ladies.
50. Come here puppy!
51. Ahhh! You are so cute!
52. No, everyone step away from the puppy.
53. It’s my puppy.
54. Okay, not really.
55. Bye bye puppy.
56. Back to tanning/studying.
57. But first “let me take a selfie” with Cathy….
58. That song is so annoying.
59. But so catchy.
60. Alright, my head is either going to be cut off or its Cathy that’s cut off.
61. Whatever, it’s not worth it.
62. It will just be ANOTHER picture of Cathy on my Instagram.
63. Wow, the sun is going down.
64. And I’m hungry.
65. Guess I can’t study now.
66. Whatever. I got my tan on. Kinda.
Photos supplied by the author.