We’ve all got a few crazy stories about sex, whether taken from our own experiences or a friend’s. Here at HC Pitt, we decided to combine our brainpower and compile all the strangest sexual encounters and stories that we’ve got. Enjoy!
1. My roommate’s boyfriend had set up his best friend with a friend of ours on from our floor. The two of them are both very careful, calculating people and both virgins. After hitting it off on the first date, they went back to his room to “hang out.” Things got steamy, and they decided to get pretty intimate. A few days later, my roommate’s boyfriend came over and told us what his friend had said about the night: “It’s true; vaginas do smell like fish!” We then had to explain to him that it SHOULDN’T, and we all had a good laugh.
2. A continuation of the story above: my roommate’s boyfriend had accidentally bought “performance enhancing” condoms (aka the ones with the numbing lube inside that makes you last longer) so as a joke, he put them in his best friend’s drawer (because nobody thought he would be having sex anytime soon). After his stellar date, the two decided to try “going all the way.” Everything seemed fine but just as he was about to go in, he would go soft. They went through multiple condoms before finally giving up and going to bed. After hearing the story the next morning, his best friend couldn’t stop laughing at his unintentional “cock blocking.”
3. I had my boyfriend over in my room as my roommate had gone out to a basketball game. I thought we had plenty of time to “do our thing” so we took our time. Little did we know, the game wasn’t good, so my roommate decided to come back super early. When I heard the key-card click, I started screaming while my boyfriend frantically tried to cover up. She was so mortified about walking in on us that she ran and hid in her friend’s room for the rest of the night.
4. A friend of mine came into college a virgin. One day, he brought this girl back to his room and he wanted to have sex with her. But right before they went to have sex she said, “Do you have any rope?” Let’s just say he lost his virginity in pretty a memorable way!
5. My friend was really drunk and hanging out with her boyfriend. She had him hand-cuffed and blindfolded as she went to give him a blowjob. Midway through though, she THREW UP ON HIM. Worse yet, HE DIDN’T NOTICE BECAUSE OF THE BLINDFOLD. She just excused herself to finish throwing up in the sink and then went back to it.
6. I have a guy friend that was in Germany and was hanging out with this girl. It was getting late, so he decided it was time for him to leave. The only issue was it was raining out, he didn’t have an umbrella, and it was a mile walk. So this girl says “you can stay here if you want,” and he tells her, “No, it’s okay. I can walk.” She then says, “No, seriously. You can stay here and sleep with me,” very obviously hinting at more then sleeping (which went right over his head), and he still tells her that he’s okay and walks home. Once he got back to where he was staying, he suddenly realized what she meant when she asked him to sleep over. He is still very upset about how he handled it (and according to his friends, he does stuff like this a lot).
7. One time, a random guy in a car screamed “let me taste it” at me from his car window. Safe to say I was mildly disturbed.
8. I once was having sex with this guy I was seeing in a car of a parking lot. Little did I know that two of my friends were one car over and were also having sex!
9. I had sex with someone while I was drunk one night. I barely remembered anything, and when I woke up in the morning, I woke up to him telling me that there were crushed grapes all over our kitchen floor from the grape wars we had had last night. The two of us, along with some other friends, had apparently gotten into a fight throwing grapes that I didn’t even remember!
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