Dear Hogwarts,
I think you have misplaced my letter. Did you send Errol with it? My letter has been missing for the last 10 years, and I want to know why.
I have the demonstrated magical abilities that you ask for. I manage to drive a car- that shows ability enough. Riding a broomstick wouldn’t be that much of a stretch. Flying a Ford Angelica shouldn’t be too difficult either.
I love books. I would have no trouble keeping up with my studies. I would be able to navigate the library without a problem. I don’t get motion sickness so I would do just fine on the moving staircases.
I want to get my school supplies in Diagon Alley. I want to go to Flourish and Blotts in order to get my school books and then go the Leaky Cauldron to get a drink.
I would love to eat in the Great Hall. I want to take Charms, Transfiguration, the Care of Magical Creatures, and Defense against the Dark Arts. But I never got my Hogwarts Letter.
I guess I’ll have to settle for going back to the Theme Park.