Name: Dallas May
Age: 7
Hometown: Dallas, TX
For those of us who don’t know, what is Wrestlepocalypse?
I think it’s like a pageant where people get all dressed up and show off to each other. But in pageants we show off by lookin’ pretty, and my Momma said that in Wrestlepocalypse, people show off by doin’ cool wrestling stuff in costumes and stuff. Is that right?
How did you get involved?
My momma made me do it—just like she makes me do everything. At least she promised me a pony this time. And LOTS of special juice.
What are some highlights of the show?
Well, I’m hoping they’ll let me tap dance cause that’s my talent. I don’t know if you know this but I am the Ultimate Grand Supreme of the Little Miss Teeny Tiny Texas Pageant. And who wouldn’t want to see an Ultimate Grand Supreme tap dance? It will DEFINITELY be the highlight of the whole pageant—I mean of the whole show. Oh, and watch me twirl here!
What are some dillo must dos?
Dillo Day’s that thing with the music right? Right, I heard about that. Well, Momma said she doesn’t think I’m old enough to go, but I don’t care what she says. I’m gonna go wear a daisy crown and dance by myself in the field where everyone can see me. And wear a pretty dress. I’ll also be drinkin’ lots of my special juice so I have energy. That’s definitely a must-do.