Set within a 3-mile radius from Northeastern University, here is a compilation of the funniest Tinder bios in Boston.
1. “There’s something so wrong yet so right about wearing socks to bed.”
2. “Sorry if my photos are blurry… I promise I won’t be blurry in person.”
3. “Try and out quote me in Elf. You can’t.”
4. “This is only temporary since Brittany Snow is going to be calling soon so don’t get your hopes up.”
5. “I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to.”
6. “I may have a cat picture, but I love dogs just as much.”
7. “Love me and leave me so I can write a song about you.”
8. “Disclaimer: I currently have a big beautiful beard.”
9. “Sorry I’m not better looking.”
10. “Just looking for my +1… Swipe right if you want to be my girlfriend.”
11. “Tinder… Cause what else am I going to do on the toilet?”
12. “We all know why we’re here… To have a meaningful conversation.”
13. “These game of war ads on Trivia Crack need to chill.”
14. “I’m going to survive the Zombie apocalypse because of my ability to make people work together and my willingness to use little children as projectiles… Seriously though, you want me on your team.”
15. “Obviously if we match, it’s meant to be.”
16. “I’ll never love you as much as I love pizza.”
17. “Honestly, they banned me from Christian Mingle and my mom’s getting pushy so here I am.”
18. “I always let Peach win in Mario Kart.”
19. “I’m just on here to use your Netflix account.”
20. “When I win an Oscar, won’t you wish you had swiped right?”