This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at MSU chapter.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs
Do you even lift, bro?
A strawberry isn’t a berry but bananas are
Mind. Is. Blown.
Fried chicken is made with the yolks of its unborn babies
This is why I’m a vegetarian.
Parsnips are basically a naked carrot
But kind of taste like a potato.
Brussel sprouts are just baby cabbages
Size matters, people.
Chocolate grows on trees
Which means it’s healthy, right?
There’s literally nothing less chill than a chili
They’re hot af.
We use food in place of more sensible descriptors
I look like a potato… Something’s fishy…