In the Twitter world we think we’re a big deal because we follow celebrities which means we have ability to know what they’re doing all the time. There are some celebs that I could care less about, like, “omg Kim Kardashian has swollen feet because she’s pregnant!” Cool. That’s why I’ve compiled a list of must-follow twitter accounts so you don’t have to deal with your twitter feed being filled with idiot celebrities tweeting stupid things.

1. @YourAwayMessage

If you aren’t following this account, do it right now. Remember the days of Instant Messaging?...