1. Funny Truth @funnyortruth
Bees are a good example of Karma; once they sting someone… they die.
2. Chelss. † @SayingsForGirls
S.I.N.G.L.E = (S)tress (I)s (N)ow (G)one (L)ifes (E)asier.
3. Glenn Quagmire @Quagmire_G
When I have children, I’m gonna make them watch the movie 2012.. And tell them I survived that like a boss.
4. Chelss. † @SayingsForGirls
Life is a book. Everyday is a new page. Every month is a new chapter. Every year is a new series.
5. Drunk Girl @The_Drunk_Girl
I think I like drunk me better than sober me. #thedrunkgirl
6. Bad Boyfriend @Bad_Boyfriend
The iPhone will now be sold in China. Even better: it will be built by the customers’ own children.
7. America’s Favorite @OhWhitePeople
Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off even more
8. Funny Truth @funnyortruth
“but mom #WhatIf I get kidnapped?” “trust me they’d bring you back..”
9. Drunk Girl @The_Drunk_Girl
She who cares the least and drinks the most, wins at everything.#thedrunkgirl
10. I’m Single Because.. @Single_Because
Charging my phone at the bar because if it dies I wouldn’t be able to drunk text all of the guys that don’t know I exist
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Millersville chapter.