John Hauser

Major: Business- Information Systems
Year: Sophomore
Relationship Status: Single
Hometown: Pottstown, PA
Campus Activities: UMD swim team
Interests: Eating, sleeping, cuddling, watching Breaking Bad.
An Interesting Fact: John is going to the Olympic Trials for swimming in June 2011.
 
HC: What song on your iPod is on repeat?
JH: Freaks and Geeks by Childish Gambino
 
HC: If people were to give you a superlative, what do you think it would be?
JH: Class Clown
 
HC: What is something people would be surprised to know about you?
JH: I’m 6”6.
 
HC: What do you look for in a girl?
JH: They have to have a good sense of humor, not laughing at everything because that pisses me off. They also have to be daring and like to try new food.
 
HC: What is the most confusing thing that girls do?
JH: They overcomplicate simple situations, always think there's a deeper meaning behind your actions. Sometimes guys just do things for a simple reason.
 
HC: Do you have a favorite pickup line? If so, what is it?
JH: I don’t use pickup lines, you just have to be funny.
 
HC: What is your idea of a perfect date?
JH: I don't like ordinary dates. I would do dinner on a boat in the bay as the sun sets.
 
HC: What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done for a girl?
JH: Doing a girl's accounting homework after I finished my own accounting homework.
 
HC: What is your best memory of UMD and why?
JH: Theme parties, my favorite was Jack and Jill.
 
HC: If you could only bring 3 things on a deserted island, what would they be?
JH: Some source of music, a canine companion and a turtle pillow pet. Whatever makes my dog happy.

HC: What are your future goals?
JH: Hopefully make it to the NCAA (National Collegiate Athletic Association) championship meet in spring and get accepted into the UMD business school.