There are many ways that college kids are really just big preschoolers. Here are a few of them.
You cry all the time and sometimes you don’t even know why.
Napping is the most important part of your day… and not napping makes you very cranky.
You don’t really know how to feed yourself so you just end up eating a lot of chicken nuggets.
You go to the bathroom in public places because you just can’t help it (mostly when alcohol is involved).
Sometimes you just want your mom to hug you.
You become best friends with people for a night and then never see them again.
You cross the street without looking for cars.
You never know what day it is.
Your nose is always running because you are sick from October to April.
No one cares what you are wearing, and honestly you don’t know what you’re wearing half the time.
It drains your parents financially.
You spill on yourself a lot.
Life makes no sense, but at least it seems like everyone else is as confused as you are.