This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Marist chapter.
I admit that most of my witty, endearing comebacks that people give me credit for, I actually steal from my favorite movies. Let’s be honest, I learned most of my sarcasm from Gilmore Girls and my sass from Stephanie Tanner. Here’s some of my favorite movie and TV quotes that I love to pass off as my own.
1. “How rude!” -Stephanie Tanner, Full House
2. “Inconceivable!” -Vizzini, The Princess Bride
3. “You’re killing me, Smalls.” -Ham, The Sandlot
4. “Tie your tubes, idiot.” -Paris Gellar, Gilmore Girls
5. *Symbol for the middle finger* -Ross, Friends
6. “Crushed it.” -Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect
7. “How about I just beat the ever-loving-shit out of you?” -Vinny, My Cousin Vinny
8. “You’re life’s going down the toilet!” -Rose, Moonstruck
9. “Put some windex on it!” -Gus, My Big Fat Greek Wedding
10. “Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!” -Lev, Armageddon
11. “Pin a rose on your nose.” -Stephanie Tanner, Full House
12. “Maximum Effort.” -Deadpool, Deadpool
13. “This negativity is eating you alive!” -Tego Leo, Fast Five
