Dear Freshmen,
On Saturday you will experience your new favorite holiday next to christmas: Moco’s. Mocos which stands for morning cocktails is a unique Lehigh tradition where we wake up on the morning of football games, dress like crazy and have A LOT of fun. Below is a summary of how your first mocos will probably go, so have fun and stay young lehigh.
1. Wake up
(still hungover)
(still drunk)
2. Get dressed (the crazier the better)
3. Walk off campus
4. Spend 15 minutes getting grain
5. Cops show up
6. Off to the next party you go
7. Take the bus up to Goodman 8. Go to tailgates
9. Get a natty light
10. Feel confused why brownies do nothing stop everyone from drinking their natty light
11. Get a hot dog from tailgates (if you are really lucky)
12. Go to bathroom, see they are porter poties and decide to go inside the game13. Fight through crowds to get into the game (bring your swipe)
14. Get food
15. Wait in line for bathroom while…
old alum judge you
and young alum envy you
16. Go back to the field
17. Get tired and want to go home
18. Have to wait for the bus that takes forever
19. Then it drops you off what seems like miles from your dorm
20. Go back to room and nap forever