If you haven’t seen the Avengers or do not plan on seeing the second Avengers flick out, first of all: shame on you. If that wasn’t enough to sway you, then here are 20 reasons why you must drop EVERYTHING AND GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
1. It’s amazing
2. Black Widow kicks ass in style
3. Your boyfriend will be likely to love you even more
4. It’s a great excuse to avoid studying for finals/last minute assignments
5. You get to watch a bunch of sexy men fighting crime
6. You get to eat junk food… because you can’t go to the movies without getting snacks
7. You will become a fan
8. After becoming a fan you will have to use more study time binging all the movies prior to this one so you’re caught up when you go see it again
9. You’ll finally get all the pop culture references to the franchise
10. And have a reason to attend Comicon in California
11. It will give you an excuse to get some super-cute Avengers propaganda clothing
12. You’ll find a wide personality range of fans in which to bond with
13. The special effects are spectacular
14. Those post-credit scenes will leave you feeling excited but EXTREMELY frustrated because you have to wait for the next movie
15. And have I mentioned Black Widow kicks ass?
16. You’ll find yourself feeling far more emotions than you expected
17. The real struggle is trying to decide which superhero is your favorite (which is a good problem to find yourself in)
18. The cinematography and acting are excellent, and sexy of course.
19. You’ll realize that it is never too late to join the fandom
20. And proceed to get the rest of your friends on board
You’re welcome.