1. The first thought you have when waking up is how far away coffee is and how you can fix that.
2. Coffee is at least 50 percent responsible for your success in school.
3. Your friends have nowhere to put their feet when riding in your car because there are coffee cups everywhere.
4. You firmly believe coffee should have its own place in the food pyramid.
5. You may or may not have Googled the health benefits of drinking coffee, just to show how healthy your habit is.
6. It’s hard for you trust someone who says “I don’t like the taste of coffee.”
7. You have a Starbucks gold card and know the baristas because you are there that often.
8. You know where the closest coffee shop is at all times.
9. You know a red eye isn’t just a flight.
10. You have a Pinterest board dedicated to coffee.
11. You have more coffee mugs than all your other dishes combined.
12. You know that no significant other will ever measure up to coffee. Coffee will never disappoint you and always smells amazing.