Whether you just burnt ramen noodles in your microwave or are walking past Hanna on a Saturday Night, you have likely come to the realization that college is an inevitably smelly place. Instead of masking the scents, embrace them. They’re not all bad; just think of a fresh cup of Wiggin Street hot cocoa!
If Kenyon decided to market their scents (coming to a Bookstore near you!), here are a few they might include:
1. Kac no5
Smell like you just came back from intense cardio without ever stepping foot on a treadmill!
2. Gund by Gund
Featuring a unique glass bottle with wooden detailing.
3. Ultimate Pasta (Soap) Bar
Available in Pesto, Cream Sauce, and Marinara.
4. L’eau de Cove
Smells like mac and cheese wedges and heartbreak.
5. DKE Lounge: A Scent for Men
With notes of spilled beer and whatever-that-other-smell-that-hangs-around-Old-K-is, this cologne will evoke fond or awkward memories of DFMOs.
6. Senior Comps: The Perfume
If you’ve never smelled stress and despair before, now is your chance!
7. AVI Presents: Desserts by Chef Meagan
Available in endless variations, including Tollhouse Pie, Lemon Bar, and DIY Cupcake. If this doesn’t attract your significant other, you’re with the wrong person.
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