40 Thoughts You Have When You Have a Fit Bit
by Megan Mathewson
1. *Wakes up and immediately checks Fit Bit app to see how many hours asleep you got*
2. YES, got 300 extra steps getting up to go to the bathroom twice last night!
3. Great start to do the day, let’s keep this up…
4. *Low Battery Alert*
5. Darnit! I only have five minutes until I have to leave for class.
6. Where did I even put the charger?
7. *Fumbles around in bags…*
8. Found it! Okay lets do this.
9. 20%, good enough. *sprinting out the door*
10. But more steps for me!
11. Hmmm, stairs or elevator?
12. I might be late to class but I gotta get those steps…
13. STAIRS IT IS
14. Two floors up and I’m immediately regretting this decision.
15. *Out of breath arriving to class*
16. Ugh why are we all just sitting here, I need to move.
17. Water break, bathroom break? Yeah, I’ll try both.
18. *Checks number of steps*
19. MUST. GET. MORE. STEPS.
20. Yep definitely going to take the long way to lunch.
21. Is it okay to walk while you’re eating?
22. Okay, now I’m just being ridiculous…
23. Oh look a friend!
24. Might as well go walk over and say hi.
25. OMG she has a fit bit too.
26. I wonder how many steps she has.
27. We can be fit bit buddies.
28. I wonder if she notices…
29. Awe she’s walking away. Maybe next time it will come up.
30. Step. Step. Step.
31. I wonder how accurate this thing is.
32. How does it know I’m actually stepping.
33. It’s definitely magic.
34. *BUZZ BUZZZ BUZ BUZZ*
35. YES!!!! VICTORY! I reached my step goal.
36. BEST DAY EVER
37. My day has been fulfilled.
38. Now to turn on my fit bit alarm
39. Sleeping….now.
40. Goodnight fit bit. <3