This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at JHU chapter.
So you’ve probably heard about the new headphones that are coming along with the iPhone 7. If you haven’t, here’s a picture.
They’re called “Airpods” now, and they’re completely wireless. If you’re wondering who asked for wireless headphones, that’s an easy answer: absolutely no one.
But never fear! Think about all those interesting ways you lost your past sixteen pairs of headphones… now you’ll lose these Airpods ever faster!
Here are a few ways how.
- Drop them off the balcony in Brody
- Have them slip out of your pocket and into the toilet
- Lose just one and throw your useless second one across the quad in frustration
- Stick them in your backpack during class and then never finding either of them in its depths ever again
- Accidently drop them in your Chipotle bowl and they disintegrate
- Use them to save your seat in the Reading Room and then come back eight hours later to find them gone
- Throw them out
- Lend them to a friend to find out they mistook them for candy and ate them
- Give them up in hopes your robber won’t stab you
- Step on them
But hey, at least they won’t get tangled.