Admit it, you probably follow Kylie Jenner on some type of social media. And if you don’t…well, respect. Whether it’s her Instagram, Snapchat, her own app, or basically every other form of social media out there, she is constantly posting. Here are 25 thoughts you probably have when looking at Kylie Jenner’s social media:
1. Oh, a 200 second snap chat story from kylizzlemynizzl. Surprise, surprise!
2. Wait. It’s literally just her taking a video of thousands of fans screaming at her.
3. Odds are she actually talks to them?
4. Yup, it went back to video selfies of herself.
5. And by selfies of herself, I mean selfies of THOSE LIPS.
6. How does she preach about peoples’ natural beauty with those lips?
7. THEY TAKE UP THE WHOLE CAMERA.
8. Moving on. Okay, now hella snap chats of her dogs.
9. Does she get a new dog every day???
10. Oh, another car…Does she also get a new car every day?
11. Speaking of car, she is snapping and driving. Again.
12. Does she realize that is illegal? Call me crazy but does she not get in trouble for this?
13. Probably not, because let’s face it. Kris isn’t a regular mom, she’s a cool mom.
14. And Tyga makes his daily appearance. I’ll never understand that relationship.
15. On to Instagram. Oh, she has green hair today. Wasn’t it blue yesterday? How is she not balding yet?
16. Here’s a close up of her butt. Funny how that magically appeared one day.
17. Speaking of which, how does she go from a B to D cup in days? Asking for a friend.
18. I’ve never seen someone who loves mirror selfies so much.
19. We get it, you have a gigantic shoe closet that every girl dreams of.
20. Now a close up of her bod. We get it, you’re skinny yet the perfect amount of curvy. Teach us.
21. I’ll just keep eating my popcorn as I’m looking at your skinny bod.
22. *Continues to scroll through Kylie’s Instagram* Okay, maybe it’s time to do some squats. And crunches. And stop eating this popcorn.
22. “Early birthday lunch with @caitlynjenner Happy Birthday Dad!”…poor girl.
23. She’s looking more like Kim every day…I bet Kris eats that shit up.
24. Apparently someone CAN love themselves as much as Kanye loves Kayne.
But, as much as we hate on Kylie Jenner, we can’t lie that we would all love to be her for a day…even if it’s just for the Instagram likes.