1. “It’s Thursday, which means it’s ‘Ladies’ Night’ at the bar!”
2. “But there is a lot of work I should be doing since I have Friday classes…”
3. “I can afford to miss out on this Thursday; I’m going to be productive!”
4. “Five Facebook notifications about using a bartender’s guest-list. Really?”
5. “If ________ is going out, then I HAVE to go out.”
6. “I’m already running late because I wasn’t even planning on going.”
7. “I literally have nothing to wear.”
8. “Maybe I can skip shower #2 today. At least my make-up from the day still looks…presentable.”
9. “Note to self: Walking around Hempstead in heels is never a good idea.”
10. “Already too late to get into McHebe’s for free.”
11. “Why did I think the line at the ATM by Dizzy’s would go faster than TD?”
12. “Another $15 for a fishbowl? Too tipsy to care.”
13. “I should probably leave soon since HofUSA closes at 2…”
14. “Do I really need two brownie sundaes?”
15. “Already cozy in bed… Too late to take off my make-up now.”
16. “Crap, I forgot about that test tomorrow!”
17. “I wonder who’s going out again tomorrow night.”