1. Neil Patrick Harris, Anna Kendrick, and Jack Black opened up the show with a musical number.
2. Benedict Cumberbatch broke out his flask.
3. J.K. Simmons reminded everyone to call their parents.
4. Oprah received a Lego Oscar during the performance of “Everything is Awesome” and was pretty excited.
5. Neil Patrick Harris walked on stage in his underwear imitating a scene from Best Picture winner, Birdman.
6. Patricia Arquette gave a moving acceptance speech on equal rights.
7. Meryl Streep & J.Lo went nuts over Patricia Arquette’s speech.
8. John Legend and Common’s performance of Glory brought everyone to tears.
9. Idina Menzel & John Travolta assured everyone that there are no hard feelings over the name screw-up last year…
…only to make things weird again by not letting go of her face
10. Lady Gaga performed a tribute to The Sound of Music and shocked us all, even bringing Julie Andrews to tears.