Name: Gettysburg Squirrels
Year: . . .?
Hometown: Everywhere but Australia
Major/Minor: Nutt
Activities: Nutting, Being Scared, Running Up Trees, Attacking Other Squirrels for Food or Displays of Dominance, Looking Through Garbage Cans
Relationship status: N/A
Favorite Servo Cookie: Nuts
Favorite Study Spot on Campus: Trees (in order to get a better look at the humans)
Favorite Color: Brown
Favorite Cupcake flavor: Nuts
Favorite Book: Nuts
Favorite Movie: Nuts
Favorite Music Genre: Nuts
Favorite Sport: Hiding Nuts
Favorite Sports Team: Nut Hiders
Favorite Animal: Squirrels
Favorite Ice Cream: Nuts
Favorite Season: Spring
If you could go anywhere where would you go and why?
In trees, to find nuts.
What are the top three items on your bucket list?
- Nuts
- Nuts
- More Nuts
If you could have a meal with anyone from history or present day, who would you eat with and why?
I want to eat my nuts alone, but Abe statue sometimes helps us out with a nice place to sit on and eat.
If you were a cupcake, what flavor would you be and why?
Nuts
If you were a dog breed, what breed would you be and why?
AEORITUJBERIUHAEPIOUF;AZSAEORYASEAW;TAW;AW;EOTI A;SE
If you had unlimited money, what would you do and why?
Buy nuts
What is your favorite thing about Gettysburg and why?
Eat nuts and go through the garbage
What is one thing you hope to achieve while at Gettysburg?
Finding more nuts
What do you want people to know?
Fines for the violation of the squirrel protection laws can go up to $750 per offense and we are watching you.