We all have had that one boy who did us wrong. Made us feel like we weren’t good enough. He did you wrong and never apologize for what he did, giving us this ugly depiction of the type of person that he is. A few months go by and you are doing great. Life is going smoothly for you. You are looking good and feeling great about the head space and position that you are in at the moment.
Then all the sudden… “RING RING”. There goes your phone. You look at the caller id and look who it is. IT’S HIM.” Now for most, if not all girls, you have already deleted his number and most have blocked it so there is no way he can get in contact with you, but you answer it anyway.
He says, “Hey what are you doing.” And you hit him with the clever “Umm, who is this?” Of course, he gets mad that you forgot. He says, “You know who this is,” and you go “What do you want?” Now for most girls, you wouldn’t even gave him that time to speak, but you continue the phone call. He goes on to say “I miss you, we should hang out sometime”
PAUSE
Now you know this child did not just hit you with the “I MISS YOU” line. You know for a fact this child who DISRESPECTED and TRIED YOUR LIFE is not up in your ear with that old tacky line.
PLAY
So you go back and say “Nah I’m good.” Now, some girls would hang up, but you keep the line going on. He says “Look I “KIND OF” feel bad for how things went down and I want to make it up to you.”
PAUSE.
KINDA!!!! You Kind of feel bad for how you did me wrong??? Imma need you to KINDA go get your life before you KINDA catch this irritation in my heart.
PLAY
So it’s taking everything in you to not go off, but you say “Nah I’m good, trust me.” He goes on to say, “You should come over and we should watch something on NETFLIX”
PAUSE.
OH SO NOW HE JUST CONFIRMED THAT HE IS JUST LOOKING TO GET SOME.
This boy has lost his mind, his heart and his soul. He called just because your other hoes were not available to ease your mind.
By this time, you have already hung up and either you are dying laughing or irritated because you kept the phone to your ear longer than you should, but understand what you just learned.
You taught that all the lame ass boys that did you wrong ALWAYS COME BACK. For many reasons, mainly to see if you are in the same head space you were before he did you wrong. Just when life is going great, here he goes with his old tired behind hitting you up.
BOY BYE!!!!
He hasn’t realized your worth and that you deserve some respect. And think about how much of idiot he feels. He just got dissed by a woman like you. He had his chance and he missed it. What a loser!!