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The Scoop with Szmuc: Valentine’s Day Preview

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at FSU chapter.

Single and ready to mingle? Going over your minutes from talking to your long distance S.O.? Still trying to define your relationship? Whatever the case may be, stop worrying, start booking a wax appointment and make that dinner reservation. But before you do, send in your questions to relationship, dating and sex guru Sharon Szmuc for her column, The Scoop with Szmuc by midnight this Thursday, Feb. 4 to hercampusfsu1@gmail.com (stating your first name, last name initial and age – remaining anon is an option as well) where she, along with other relationship experts will give you advice on how to score… I mean fall in love this V-Day. And that’s V for Valentine’s Day, not whatever else you were thinking.

To all those single ladies and gents out there who are tired of waiting by the phone for that person to call while they chug their wine and watch reruns of Grey’s Anatomy: if you are tired of being in a committed relationship with your Netflix account and can’t seem to know how to embrace the single life on Monday, Feb. 7 we will be addressing all questions in regards to living the solo life. In the meantime, blast some Beyoncé and embrace the freedom.

If you dated for over a year in college you might as well put a ring on it because we all think you’re happily married anyways. Couples who have been together for a while have already celebrated various anniversaries and Valentine’s Days so this might be just like any other day. Why not add some sugar and spice to your relationship? On Tuesday, Feb. 8, we will give you some insight on how to stop being that boring married couple and get your groove back just in time for the holiday of love!

You and your significant other have just started dating, so do you go all out by giving he/she brand new Yeezys or giving he/she a DIY gift? Do you pull out the sexy school-girl outfit or plan a romantic picnic? Whatever your situation and worries are, don’t be afraid to ask. On Wednesday, Feb. 9 we will tell you how to keep your newly relationship boomin’. The honeymoon phase has just begun!

“Distance makes the heart grow fonder,” they said. “Long-distance isn’t that hard,” they said. But sometimes long-distance couples need help making the most romantic day of the year a little more special than just sending flowers or sexting. On Thursday, Feb. 10 we will help you out. In the wise words of Miley Cyrus, we will make you wanna sing, “and I can’t wait to see you again!”

From that guy you hit up every Saturday night to come cuddle with you after Coliseum to that girl you bring to all your date functions, these people in our lives have no title but they are off limits… to an extent. So the real question remains: do we choose to spend Valentine’s Day with them? Are we single? Are we taken? Whatever your situation is, on Friday, Feb. 11, we will help you decide whether they are worth the title, worth more than just the Sumo Sabi special or not even worth a box of assorted chocolates. 

Student at Florida State University studying Communication and Creative Writing. Addicted to iced vanilla lattes, Mike Wazowski and romantic comedies.
Editor-in-Chief, Her Campus FSU // Follow me @rachelepstein_