Greetings lovers, my name is Maria Jimenez. I am a junior at The Florida State University who has been around the block more than a few times, but am now in a great relationship and learning what love really is. I am here to answer all your questions and to give you the lowdown on hot, new dorm flings, the trying long distance relationship and how to master the walk of shame. Keep up with me for the best love, sex and relationship advice.
College is a new beginning and a time for new adventures. We will all experience the good and the bad when it comes to campus hookups. They make for some of the wildest memories and the best stories. So ladies, let that freak flag fly and explore all these options.
1. McDreamy
We all spot the blue-eyed hottie from a mile away and think, “Only in my dreams.” He’s president of the best frat and you will really have to work that up-do for his attention, but you never know, he might think you’re a hottie too.
2. Class Nerd
You go to your 9 a.m. looking like a wreck, but he still always catches you up on the notes and invites you to the library for extra help after class. He cracks a few jokes and texts you when you need help for the paper, and while you’re cramming for the test, he’s cramming to get in your pants.
3. Blackout Bang
The most embarrassing hookup, but it happens to the best of us. You don’t remember his name, eye color or what time it was, but you want to run far, far away once you snap out of that horrible drunken state.
4. Tinder Match
He said you were cute and you exchanged emojis. Then you met up over the weekend, but after the awkwardness subsided, he was uninteresting and boring in bed.
5. Date Function Blind Date Setup
The 80’s workout themed date function is this week and you’re set up to go with a friend of a brother’s friend. After a few drinks he becomes cute, and you slip away with him to “workout.”
6. The Guy(s) From Study Abroad
A new place, a new drinking age and spontaneous trips. Hopefully your roommate isn’t in the flat. You’re being adventurous, to say the least.
7. The Boy With a Dog
“Aw, I love your doggy”… Oh is that your style?
8. Bad Case of Dad Bod
According to Urban Dictionary – A guy who has kids and was once in shape and still has guns that can crush beer cans, but also with a belly that says, “I drank those beers and I can eat six slices of pizza in one sitting.” … He was cuter with his shirt on.
9. The DJ or Bartender
He got you a free drink and knew you and your friends were sticking around until the party ended. Now you have the “in” at the bar…
10. Dorm Fling
Hoping your roommate wasn’t back yet, you texted him as a last resort at the end of the night. Now you run into each other on the way to and from class and its comfortable and awkward all at the same time. Oh, and twin beds are so not the move.
11. Gym Rat
Well damn he had a nice body, but now every time you go to spin at the gym you see him pumping iron with all the other meat heads.
12. Coworker or boss
Getting a job for extra cash in college is a necessity, but you find yourself attracted to one of the shift leaders. You two hit it off and start hanging out after work. Sounds like trouble…it is.