Spending all of your money on coffee
All of it. Dining dollars, actual cash, gift cards you name it, they’re gone.
If you go a day without it you get a killer headache
Well, ok, it’s more like if you go an hour after waking up without coffee, but still. I need my caffeine to function, okay?
Choosing a flavor or roast
Do I need the extra strength of light roast? Or can I get away with a dark roast today? Do I want something sweet? Or do I want regular coffee? Hot or iced? If I don’t choose soon I’m going to get a headache.
Waiting
No matter how fast Dunkin Donuts/Starbucks/HoneyDew/local coffee shop is you can’t get your coffee fast enough. Waiting for the keurig to fill up the coffee mug feels like a lifetime when I need to drink coffee ASAP.
Where to get your coffee
There’s always a debate of whose coffee is better. With too many options and opinions it’s too difficult to choose.
When your friends/S.O. don’t drink coffee
So is that a no to coffee dates? Are you guys okay? How are you awake and functioning right now? Are you sure you don’t want coffee?