Who knows what is coming next with the current US President, he seems to have an endless ability to surprise us all, and the beginning of 2018 has been no different. Here are some pearls of wisdom he has donned upon us all so far;
– Obama is the founder of ISIS! Fear not everyone, Trump has done some incredible investigating and has discovered Obama’s job on the side, who could dispute his Presidential credibility now?
– But of course, such an organisation could not be the doing of a single man, no crooked Hillary Clinton is the co-founder, thank goodness she didn’t take hold of the Presidency!
– The 2nd Amendment! The world’s favourite entrenched principle of the right to bear arms, Trump has implied this could be used to stop all those which oppose it. Fabulous news, what the world definitely needs is MORE violence, right?
– Now a statement which clearly depicts Trump’s intelligence, “Don Lemon is a lightweight – dumb as a rock”. Mr. Lemon is a CNN journalist, and while journalists are not always the most popular of people, I’d perhaps say “dumb as a rock” was a little harsh?
– Finally, Trump gave us an insight into what he enjoys in his spare time, it’s watching “poor, pathetic people” try and figure him out, he’s just too complex he says for mere mortals like us to understand – I mean, he’s not wrong there!
We’ve always got Mr. Trump to thank for keeping us on our toes and in light of his Presidency so far, I’m pretty sure that’s about all we have to thank him for!