Candy conversation hearts and Russell Stover chocolates are definitely the traditional, tried and true Valentine’s sweets. However, sometimes you just need to be a little (ahem) unconventional. You’ve probably seen alternative uses for whipped cream, but the following kinky candies are sure to be a novel treat for you and your valentine.
1. Candy Cuffs ($4.29)
Put those pink fuzzy cuffs away and swap ‘em for an edible pair! No need to worry about losing a key.
2. Candy Bra ($9.99)
Comfy? No. Tasty? Yes.
3. Candy G-String ($9.99)
Foreplay just got a bit sweeter with the candy g-string.
4. Candy Garter ($9.99)
Brides have made garters sexy for decades, but now you can have your cake and eat it too.
5. Candy C*ck Ring ($4.99)
If you’re new to this age-old sex toy, a candy ring is a good place to start. The more advanced technology vibrates, but this ring acts as a late night snack.
6. Chocolate Body Paint ($8.62)
Forget about whipped cream! You can eat chocolate off of your SO with this edible chocolate body paint. Great for artists and foodies alike!
The x-rated gumballs are my personal favorite on the list because not only are they tasty, but they also act as a sex game. Similar to sex dice, each gumball has a sex act or position on it that you must perform with your partner.
8. Candy Nipple Tassels ($7.75)
Don’t these just sound fun? Nipple tassels are always entertaining, but now they’re also edible!
9. X-Rated Valentine Hearts ($9.99)
These are a fun twist on the classic conversation hearts. They take sweet messages like “call me” and “love you” and turn them into something far more explicit.
10. Flavored Condoms ($9.82)
Okay, so these aren’t exactly edible, but safe sex is great sex. Make oral sex taste tropical with these Durex condoms.
Enjoy one (or more) of these x-rated treats with your valentine. But, most importantly, be sure to practice safe sex this Valentine’s Day!