Name: Jonah Karlin Age: 18
Height: 6’1″
Major: Digital Cinema
Go-to Spot on Campus: Exploring around Chicago via the Brown Line
Hometown: West Hartford, CT
Favorite Thing about Hometown: [Karlin smiles] It’s really pretty in the fall and I miss it, it’s so great
Interested in: Men, [in his own words:] gay as hell
Relationship Status: Single
Turn-ons: Warm Christmas lights, fudge, the smell of dead leaves, $$$
Turn-offs: Cigarettes, wind, room temp water, leftovers
Ideal Date: You buy me food, let me sleep in your bed, and I don’t have to touch you.
Celebrity Crush: Chris Pratt’s body, Matt Bomer’s face and butt.
Favorite TV show/s: Breaking Bad obviously, Orphan Black, Parks and Rec definitely, The Leftovers on HBO, Looking on HBO
Favorite Movie/s: Weekend, A Single Man, The Kids Are All Right
Favorite Book: All the Harry Potters and Gone Girl — I love Gone Girl
Bucket List:
- Own a house, be an independent adult, have a job. I don’t see it happening but it’s a dream!
- Have sex with the entire cast of American Horror Story
- Jump onto a moving train and then from the train onto a moving helicopter.
If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
Denmark for life
What’s your favorite food?
Chicken Tika Masala
What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
I had to pee super badly on the bus home from a field trip, I didn’t make it to the bathroom, I didn’t pee myself but I threw up. I had to pee so hard I threw up in front of my entire kindergarten class. And then I made it to the bathroom to pee.
If you had to describe yourself in three words what would they be?
Handsome, funny, humble… I’m an asshole but at least I’m cute
Ladies, hit him up, he’s a dream come true even though he’s wayyyy out of your league