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Alice Apfelbach ’15

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Denison chapter.

From: Chicago

Major: Economics & Environmental Studies

Minor: Spanish

Relationship Status: Single

Q: What is your favorite romcom?

A: No Strings Attached.  Natalie Portman is perfect and so is Ashton Kutcher so it just works out, you know?

Q: When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A: A garbage man…I mean woman… because my garbage man is awesome.  His name is Rocket and he has a personalized truck that says “Rocket” on the front.

Q: If you could audition to be on any reality television show, which one would you choose and why?

A: Probably back in the day, Laguna Beach.  But for one that’s airing now…I would definitely want to be on The Bachelor.  Duh.

Q: What is the most awkward thing that has ever happened to you?

A: My life is like the definition of awkward.  Last week I ripped my pants on A-Quad. 

Q: If you had to eat one thing for every meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A: Freeze-pops and French silk pie. 

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be?

A: I wish I could say I’d be like a cool animal but I’d probably just be a cat… or a slow loris.  If you haven’t seen the tickle slow loris Youtube video you’re really missing out.

Q: Are you studying abroad?

A: Yes, I am going to Capetown, South Africa.

Q: What is your favorite candle scent?

A: Probably evergreen during Christmas time.  I don’t like anything sweet, like chocolate or cupcake.

Q: You’ve just unexpectedly been put on stage in front of a crowd of people.  What do you do to entertain them?

A: I’d probably rap or something.  It’d be really unexpected.

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Kaitlin is a sophomore at Denison University in Granville, Ohio. She is currently studying Economics with a minor in Communication. When Kaitlin isn't studying, you can find her attending events for her sorority, Kappa Alpha Theta, writing articles, playing tennis, or watching Bravo obsessively.  As a Bravo fangirl, she would love to meet Andy Cohen.