Scream Queens, Ryan Murphy’s latest show, had its series debut on September 22. The show features a star-studded cast: Emma Roberts, Ariana Grande, Nick Jonas, Jamie Lee Curtis, Abigail Breslin, Lea Michele, Keke Palmer, to name a few. By combining horror with comedy, Scream Queens offers a dark, satirical take on Greek life and American popular culture. The show offered up some sure-to-be iconic quotes in its first episode…
1. What fresh hell is this?
2. You’re so confident without being mean. What antidepressants are you on?
3. I am not missing “Waterfalls” for this. “Waterfalls” is my jam.
4. Okay, Pissy Spacek.
5. It’ll be fun, like a “Friends” episode…but someone’s trying to murder all the Friends.
6. Can I call you MOM?
7. Shandell, why you gotta knife through your throat?
8. Good evening, idiot hookers.
9. I didn’t even know I was pregnant. I thought I was having a bread baby.
10. Did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?