This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at CWU chapter.
When it comes to pizza preference there is no such thing as ‘two kinds of people’. Pizza toppings can make or break the ideal slice and until Domino’s started providing the “half topping’ option, it was the cause of plenty of relationship squabbles. What you decorate your pie with says a lot about you, and what your combination includes can say even more. If you’re wondering what you pizza topping says about you look no further!
Pepperoni
- Classic
- Still listens to the Backstreet boys
- Remembers every major dance craze from 2007-2010
Sausage/Canadian
- Only communicates in kimoji’s
- Own’s a Lumi case
- Life of the party
Cheese only
- Plays it safe
- Favorite movie is The Notebook
- Would never wear leopard print heels.
Pineapple
- Rebel
- Rule breaker
- Has the aux cord at every house party
Peppers
- Has read the fifty shades trilogy more than once
- Favorite Kardashian is Kourtney
Sun Dried tomatoes
- Cultured and sophisticated
- Has been to rome twice
- Only watches movies in black and white
Mushrooms
- Wears all black
- Celebrity crush is Jared Leto
- Wore purple lipstick before it was cool
Anchovies
- A real wild card
- Laughs at their own jokes
- (should) carry breath mints at all time
Hot Sauce
- You’re sassy
- Low key
- Slays the dance floor as soon as Rihanna comes on
Bacon
- You like to party
- Excels at air guitar
- Argues that Michael Jackson is still alive
And there ya have it! Whether you’re a bacon fan with an aptitude for air guitar or your likeness for pineapple emphasises your for irresistible urge to smash the patriarchy. No matter how you take your slice, live your life and keep eating.