Year: 2018
Dorm: East
Favorite Dining Hall: Bobs
Major: Undecided
Hometown: Ashland, MA
Relationship status: In a non exclusive domestic partnership with my roommate Tomo
Three things you can’t live without: My mom, peanut butter, and my dogs
Favorite movie: “Sandlot the Original”
Favorite TV show: “Full House”
Favorite song: Anything by Drake
Favorite book: Lol
Spirit animal: A hybrid mix between a great white shark and a grizzly bear
How did your first kiss go down?
Very awkwardly in a closet.
What are you involved in on campus?
The basketball team.
First thing you notice about a girl?
Her teeth.
What’s your favorite part about being on the team?
Gooning around with the guys.
Mancrush?
Chris Hudnut.
Favorite pickup line?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
What is it like to be so tall?
It is great, random people will talk to you just because you’re tall.
What makes you different than the average Colby student?
I’m below average.
What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?
Changing a million times before they go out.
How do you handle being so good looking?
Makeup does wonders.
If you were stuck on an island, which 3 things would you bring?
The cast of “Lost,” The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe, and a boat duh.
Who is the one person on this campus that you’d want to be handcuffed to for a night?
Joe Connelly.
Guilty pleasures?
“Teen Wolf.”
Most embarrassing moment?
Getting locked out of my dorm room on the first day of college in a towel.
What’s your favorite song to put on and dance to like nobody’s watching?
“Ven Conmigo.”
What’s your dream job?
NFL kicker– easy money.
Which boy band would you be in and why?
Backstreet Boys because the ladies love the Backstreet Boys.
Write a haiku about the team?
What’s a haiku?
Would you rather never be able to bench again or have to wear pants with a reasonable number of pockets everyday and why?
Well my pants with pockets no longer have pockets thanks to my teammates.
What’s your bench max?
Syntax error.
What’s your nickname on the team?
Meat and Joaquin Phoenix.