Chris Rocco

Year:   2014                                                  
Dorm: Williams        
Major: English
Favoritedining hall: Iusually eat alone in the Williams common room.
Hometown: Roslyn Heights, NY
Relationship status: In a Relationship
Three things you can’t live without:Mayonnaise, Cats, and a toothbursh
Interests: Driving through car washes, Fist pumping, swiping people’s cards in Dana while pretending to be Pam, headphone raves, and finally playing the shake weight app on my phone.
Favorite movie: Johnny Tsunami…such a rags to riches story
Favorite song: Toss up between “Laffy Taffy” by D4L and “Play” by David Banner.
Favorite professional athlete: Brian Scalabrine
Favorite book: I don’t read books, only poetry. In that case, I’d have to say the Iliad.
 
What do you do on campus?
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife. I’m climbin’ in yo windows.
 
What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?
Cottage cheese at the salad bar.
 
What do you look for in a girl?
I’d like to say I tend look for a little bit of myself in a girl.
 
What’s your favorite pick-up line?
There are 206 bones in the human body. Do you want one more? Never worked, but dammit I’m persistent.
 
Which moment in your Colby career would you most want to hide from your kids?
E. All of the above.
 
If you had to be handcuffed to one person at Colby for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?
Ambrosia from the take four line.
 
Who would you want to play you in a film?
Squints from “The Sandlot.”
 
What’s something quirky about you?
The initial quirky thing about me is that there are two quirky things about me. One is that I rarely have to pay for female companionship. 
 
What’s your ideal party theme, and what would you wear to it?
I’ve always wanted a robot party. Something about the thought of wearing tinfoil tickles my fancy.
 
What’s one piece of advice you would give to freshmen girls?
Don’t play with your food.
 
How did your first kiss go down?
I don’t kiss and tell.
 
Which member of the cast of “Mean Girls” would you be and why?
The gym teacher. Need I say more?
 
What would you do with $1,000,000?
I’d buy 767 shares of apple.
 
What keeps you going during finals week?
Ten minutes of Rocco time every day.
 
What are you most looking forward to about summer?
Getting rid of this god awful tan line.
 
Are you excited to be campus cutie this week?
Yes.