As a Captain for life, I love CNU. But there are some pressing questions I think we all deserve the answers to.
Like who makes the playlists for Regatta’s and Commons?
Did anyone know students would miss the plastic straws so much?
Why is the library never actually quiet?
When are we getting a pool?
And when will construction ever be done?
Why is the climb up to the third floor of McMurran so excruciating?
Why are our fall and spring breaks always on different weeks compared to every other college?
How many hipster photographers take pictures of the bell tower on a daily basis?
Why is my Wifi not working?
Can someone let me know next time there’s a puppy on the Great Lawn?
Why did you email me to let me know I have a package at 4:53 p.m.?
When is the Chick-fil-a in the DSU going to start selling milkshakes?
Why isn’t brunch served every day?
But most importantly, why would anyone want to go to a college that isn’t CNU?