1. Russell Brand (@rustyrockets)
You expect nothing short of outrageous from the British comedian, and that’s exactly what you get. It also helps if you say the tweets in a British accent.
“Dear Mum, sorry I’ve not called, prison not going well. Gaga always on the phone. Send cigarettes she won’t let anyone smoke her glasses.”
“I just drank cashew milk, I didn’t know cashews even had boobies. And now for some cashew porn and nut cheese.”
2. Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien)
Conan may be declining in popularity, but he still manages to be hilarious on Twitter. Follow his tweets for a daily dose of laughter and sarcasm.
“30% of all web traffic is porn. That number climbs up to 70% if you count those of us who masturbate to LOL Cats.”
“Anyone else worried that we're in the midst of a cupcake store bubble?”
3. Jonah Hill (@JonahHill)
We all love him in movies like Superbad and Knocked Up, and it turns out that the comedic actor is just as funny in real life.
“In 50 years, a bunch of 80 year-olds will know all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.”
“I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."”
4. Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest)
If you want to be up to date with the inside scoop on what the Kardashians are up to, or any other entertainment related news, the American Idol host has you covered.
“Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins.”
“I gotta get my hair like that guy in One Direction.”
5. Kanye West (@kanyewest)
One word: Hilarious.
“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh”
“ i hate when im on a flight & I wake up with a water bottle next 2 me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle”