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“Wait, that paper’s due on Tuesday?!?!?!”
Remember that ten page paper you’ve been avoiding since the first day of class? Yeah, it’s due the day before break. Happy Thanksgiving…
2. “Don’t eat that pizza… you’ll be eating enough over break.”
Mom’s homemade stuffing, pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, and hand carved turkey… ‘nuff said.
3. “Should I make up a fake boyfriend?”
“Any special men in your life?” HAHA good one Aunt June.
4. “Mom’s gonna make us take so many pictures.”
We all know mom thinks Thanksgiving is the perfect time to force us to look happy for a family picture. Please don’t put that in our Christmas card.
5. “LEFTOVERS”
Arguably the best part of going home for Thanksgiving. Mom’s pumpkin pie never gets old.
6. “When do they start playing Christmas music on the radio again?”
We all know Frank Sinatra’s Christmas album is the only thing that’s going to get us through finals. We’re all counting on you, Frank.
7. “Speaking of finals… Should I start studying?”
We’ll just study over break, right?
8. “Where should I go first on Black Friday?”
Get your elbows ready ladies… that half price puffer vest isn’t going to buy itself.
9. CHRISTMAS IS COMING
Thanksgiving means the end of November, the end of November means December, and we all know December means: Christmas. Let’s be real, at this point we’re pre-gaming for Christmas, people.
Enjoy your time with family, friends, and Friday deals. Are finals around the corner? Perhaps. Are we going to continue pretending they don’t exist? Absolutely. As always, hang in there ladies! Remember: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is shopping loud for all to hear… that’s how the saying goes, right?
HCXO,
Maelin