1. My birthday is finally here! Tonight is the night my life actually begins.
2. Give me my birthday sign. All I care about is the birthday sign.
3. YAAASSS it’s finally time to go downtown.
4. How is it possible that twelve people can fit in one cab?
5. *Gets to bar and presents ID* Look at me everyone! Look at me! I’m officially twenty one!
6. Why did I just get my forehead stamped?
7. This is the bull sweat? I want nothing to do with this night anymore.
8. *Takes bull sweat* everything I’ve ever eaten in my life is now going to be regurgitated.
9. Glad that’s over! Let’s see, I still have to hit up SLO Brew, The Library, Black Sheep and Frog and Peach.
10. Now I understand why they call this a Blow Job Shot.
11. Hold on, I need to Snapchat this.
12. Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots everybody!
13. I literally don’t know what’s in any of these.
14. I just can’t wait for this to be over so I can have Taco Bell.
15. Must…try to…stay….on sidewalk.
16. Red, White and Blue shot! Okay, I hope I can do this without dropping the candle on my head.
17. Someone carry me.
18. Oh gosh there’s going to be so many embarrassing pictures on the internet tomorrow. How will I explain this to my mom?
19. I can’t believe it! I can do this whenever I want now!
20. Tonight is the best night of my life and my friends are amazing.
21. Bring on the drunchies.