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10 Signs You’re Actually a Middle Aged Mother of Three

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Cal Lutheran chapter.

You love HGTV and the Food Network

You’re caring and make sure your roommates have everything they need before leaving the room

You’re super sensitive about cleanliness

Shopping at Target makes you excited

You make sure your roommates are up for their classes, especially those 8 ams

You have a glass of wine with your meal

You begin to misplace your phone, ID, and keys

You don’t enjoy wearing heels anymore

When you think you’ve wasted your day if you haven’t done anything productive before 9 am

When you’re in bed before midnight

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