The light starts streaming in…your head is pounding…you’re gasping for water…you have no idea how you ended up in your bed…you’re hungover. The “hangover” was invented thousands of centuries ago by an evil God who had a weird hatred for people who enjoyed going out and having a drink or ten. They suck but we can’t let them stop us from living up our college years. This is why sleeping, Advil, sunglasses, and brunch were also invented as survival tools. Here are the 31 thoughts that go through a girl’s head after going out last night—and let’s be honest we all know we have them.
1. Omg I’m dying.
2. No, but like I’m actually not living.
3. How did I get home?
4. Where’s my phone?
5. I need a bagel.
6. And water.
7. Ow my head.
8. Why is there only $7 left in my bank account?
9. Where did I even go last night?
10. Who are these people in my photos?
11. And who is that guy….
12. WTF stop tagging me in photos.
13. Actually I look good in this one…I’m instagramming this.
14. Omg my snapstory.
15. 100 people already viewed it there’s nothing I can do.
16. I’m not even gonna look at my texts.
17. Jesus Christ! WHY did I text him??????
18. I literally texted him 15 times.
19. LOL at my life.
20. Should I text him and say sorry?
21. No I can’t. That’s even worse.
22. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? 23. I’m a disgrace.
24. I need to get my life together.
25. I need brunch.
26. But I can’t move.
27. I’m not going out tonight.
28. Not happening there’s no way.
29. I’m just gonna text the group chat and see what’s going on tonight, but I’m def not going.
30. I guess I could go and not really drink…
31. Who am I kidding I’m going out tonight what should I wear?