With finals only a couple of weeks away, our lives are in shambles. We run around like chickens with their heads cut off trying desperately to get our lives together before Christmas break when we will be tortured with endless questions from distant relatives about what we have been doing with our lives. There are seven things that we really just need to take the L on, though.
1. Figuring out where to place the handle on the school shower for the perfect water temperature
It’s either way too hot or way too cold and this is something no one’s figuring out. I honestly think it’s impossible to find a in between hot and cold temperature.
2. Eating cereal for dinner in the dining hall
Two more weeks and back to momma’s home cooked meals, you can do it!
3. Dressing up for class
It’s beginning to FEEL like Christmas. It’s freakin’ freezing out and who wants to wear anything but sweatpants and sweatshirts to class in this weather?
4. Staying up to date on Grey’s Anatomy
Shonda, why did you pick Thursday nights to air? Do you not realize us college students have pressing matters to attend to like blacking out before midnight?
5. Boys, boys, boys
If you haven’t reeled one in for keeps by this point in the semester, just take the L and try again next year. 2016 is cursed or something anyways.
6. Unread emails
Somehow overnight your email goes from 2 unread messages to 234 unread messages and who the heck has the time to read that many emails. Sorry OCD, my email will just have to drive you nuts for now.
7. Your bank account
Just a few more weeks until our bank accounts see some positive numbers from all the slipped twenties your dad will give you over the break! YES!