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Relationship Quiz: Are You Dating a Jerk?

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bloom U chapter.

1) On your first date, your boyfriend…
                  A. Showed up at the door with flowers.
                  B. Wore a tuxedo and sang a song.
                 C. Honked the horn until you came outside

2) Your sweetie’s idea of having fun is…
                  A. Watching a movie and cuddling on the couch.
                  B. Plastering his bedroom with pictures of your face.
                  C. Getting drunk and running around campus in your bra.

3) When your introduced your new man to your parents he…
                 A. Gave them a small gift.
                 B. Hugged them until you pulled him off.
                 C. Asked where the liquor cabinet was.

4) When you get sick with a cold, your boyfriend…
                 A. Brings you chicken soup and a funny movie.
                 B. Builds an altar and prays to the love gods that you live.
                 C. Goes out with his friends.

5) At your first attempt to cook his favorite meal he…
                 A. Gobbles it up and tells you it’s great.
                 B. Says he only eats raw meat.
                 C. Tells you his mom is a better cook.

6) When you go out for a girl’s night he…
                 A. Encourages you to go, you need your girl time!
                 B. Puts a tracking device in your purse and follows you.
                 C. Has dinner with his ex-girlfriend.

7) When you accidently dyed your hair bright orange he…
                 A. Gave you his hat and drove you to the salon
                 B. Screamed “What have you done!” and then cried.
                 C. Posted pictures on Facebook making fun of you.

8) When your favorite pet died your boyfriend…
                 A. Was your shoulder to cry on.
                 B. Cremated Fluffy in the oven and made an urn for the ashes.
                 C. Said “Good Riddance!”

9) When you and your boyfriend moved in together…
                 A. Bought you a new bathrobe and toothbrush.
                 B. Changed his last name to yours.
                 C. Demanded that all the bills are in your name.

10)  For your anniversary, your boyfriend…
                 A. Made you a mixed CD of songs that reminded him of you.
                 B. Got a tattoo of your face on his chest.
                 C. Made you pay for dinner.

Score:
Mostly A’s- Keep him! This guy knows what you want.
Mostly B’s- Run away! This guy sounds like a stalker.
Mostly C’s- Dump him! This guy is a total Jerk!

Contributed by Cassandra Mike.

Cassandra is a Sophomore at Bloomsburg University. She is majoring in English- Creative Writing and after graduate school she plans to teach at the university level between her wildly successful novels! She loves her beautiful children, her smelly shih-tzu, eating nachos and foreign films.