1. He understands your emotions
2. He’s great with kids
3. He can pull off being covered in hair. Look at him. He looks like a rugged explorer.
4. He does his bit for charity in Movember and pulls it off with the natural flair and prowess that no actual real boyfriend ever could
5. Personal bodyguard to protect you against creepy guys on broad street
6. You’d never need to pay for a taxi again
7. He scrubs up v nicely
8. Being a master baker, you would have a constant supply of tasty baked goods. No more Aldi 55p sliced white for you.
9. He’s not afraid to get in touch with his feminine side and help you with craft projects.
10. He’s got mad connections.
11. You’d get unlimited swag points when he drops you off at uni on this.
12. He has the mind of a philosophical genius.
13. He could recreate this romantic moment for you.
14. He is a demon on the dancefloor.
15. He is literally a super hero.
16. Massages on tap
17. His bear-grylls-like level of resourcefulness means that he is the perfect travel companion.
18. HE LOVES SHOPPING
19. He knows how to party.
20. Most importantly, he is always there for you. Whenever you need him he’ll be there before you can say “real human companionship”.