Is it just us, or did the entirety of winter just get condensed into one week? Just when think that it couldn’t snow anymore, Bates is hit with another full-on blizzard today, and the snow is expected to continue until at least 10pm tonight. Looking out the window right now, the campus looks like a scene straight out of Frozen, with the swirling flurries of snow completely enveloping the bundled-up dark specks of brave students venturing to class. In honor of this, ‘wicked hahd’ (as the Mainers would say) week of winter, HCB has compiled a list of our worst winter woes:
1. Trying to walk across snowy pathways like:
2. Feeling vicariously bad for someone who slips on snow/ice:
3. Then, being the one slipping and trying to play it off like no one saw:
4. When your friend gets the Bates plague:
5. When you get the Bates plague:
6. Taking thirty minutes to leave Commons because you have to put on all your winter gear:
7. When you decide to wear a skirt out on the weekend anyway, even though it’s below freezing:
8. Looking at the weather forecast:
9. Leaving Ladd to go to dinner and being hit by the cold:
10. Leaving your jacket at a party:
11. Layers got you walking to class like:
12. Hunkering down with Netflix in bed on a Friday night because it’s just too cold to go hang out anywhere else on campus:
13. Thinking about Short Term:
SPRING, PLEASE COME FASTER. Or maybe we will just hibernate until Gala…