As of last week, Blake Shelton was officially named 2017’s Sexiest Man Alive. Now, I am just as much of a fan of cheesy love songs like “Honey Bee” as the next girl, but that’s about as far as my liking for him goes. So for all of you who need to get their man candy fix, I’ve compiled a list of what I think would be much better alternatives to Blake Shelton. Some of these are previous “sexiest men alive”, but that just further proves my point.
1. My boo Harry Styles
Okay so this one was mainly for me and I know a lot of people don’t find him attractive but I mean… seriously
2. Chris Hemsworth
If you haven’t gone to see the new Thor movie yet, do yourself a favor and GO RIGHT NOW. My mom and I were literally drooling the entire time.
3. Liam Hemsworth
While we’re on the topic of the Hemsworth’s…
4. Jason Momoa
What species is this man????
5. Bradley Cooper
He kinda gives me that dorky boy-next-door vibe and I am here for it.
6. Christian Grey – I mean Jamie Dornan
THOSE EYES
7. Matthew McConaughey
Aging just like a fine wine
8. Milo Ventimiglia
The OG bad boy of Stars Hollow *swoon*
9. Patrick Dempsey
An actual real life Prince Charming
10. Adam Levine
Why does him being a dad now make him infinitely more attractive??
11. Channing Tatum
Is this legal?
12. Jesse Williams
I suddenly have an undying need for a nose job.
13. Ryan Gosling
I was hooked after that first “Hey Girl” meme.
14. Ryan Reynolds
I think he’s attractive based on his humor alone. And he managed to marry Blake Lively so he’s gotta be pretty great, right?
15. KJ Apa
Quite possibly the only redheaded male I’ve ever found attractive (even though he’s not actually a redhead)
16. Cole Sprouse
Speaking of Riverdale characters…
17. Idris Elba
I feel like Miranda Bailey and her strange obsession with this man.
18. Jared Padalecki
I’m not sure which I like more, him as Dean, or
Currently *faints*
19. Scott Eastwood
Bless.
20. Harry Styles again, for good measure
There you go, 19 whole people that would make much better choices for the cover of a magazine and the title of Sexiest Man Alive. Sorry Blake, just stick to writing good love songs.