If you haven’t heard the terrible, terrible news that Zayn Malik has officially left One Direction then I am truly sorry to break it to you. Who will sing the high notes in their songs? Who will be the smoldering beauty of the group? These questions cannot yet be answered. All we know is that as a foursome, the band will not be the same. The news of this breakup is sadder than most things, collegiettes.
I mean, look at that face.
1) The film Marley & Me.
2) When Chancellor Everts doesn’t cancel class even though there’s 7 feet of snow on the ground.
3) Sundays sans Chick-Fil-A.
4) Chuck and Blair’s breakup on Gossip Girl.
5) Coming home from a vacation.
6) Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s divorce.
7) The end of Shark Week.
8) Gangnam Style being the video that broke the Internet.
9) Gabriella leaving Troy in one of the High School Musical films.
10) Meghan Trainor being famous.
11) Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphries’ 72 day marriage.
12) No snow on Christmas.
13) Being at a party that has no alcohol.
14) Having an 8 a.m. class.
15) Finding a hole in your leggings.
16) Ruining your nails when you just painted them.
17) Shattering your phone screen.
18) When someone who came into a restaurant after you gets their food first.
19) It starts downpouring when you don’t have a rain jacket.
20) Rain on your wedding day.