15 Things Everyone Has Said After Sex

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Sex. Most of us are having it, and if we're not having it, we're either thinking about it or talking about it. It's human nature. Whether you're having sex with your significant other or hooking up with someone random (or you fall somewhere in between), after the sexperience, there are certain things you've definitely said or heard before before—for better or for worse. What are they? Read below for 15 things everyone has said after shacking up and getting sexy. 

1. "Wow, we should definitely do that again sometime."

*Drake's "Best I Ever Had" plays in the background*

2. "Wow, we are never doing that again."

We've all experienced bad sex or sex with an ex.

3. "Oh my god, what did we just do?"

This one's usually associated with a cringe-worthy regret.

4. "Where's my bra?"

It was lost in the heat of the moment.

5. "You used protection, right?"

Sigh.

6. "Can you leave?"

Kind of heartless. Sometimes necessary.

7. "I need to use the bathroom."

Amen! You should always pee after sexy time. Ain't nobody got time for a UTI.

8. "Did we have sex last night?"

Ahhhhh, the sting of one too many cranberry vodkas. 

9. "Why the hell did I do that?"

Although, this is usually an internal monologue.

10. "What are we?"

Consecutive hookup sessions with the same partner that are "no strings attached" are not a thing. There, we said it.  

11. "Let's go get something to eat."

C'mon, who hasn't been fucking starving after sex before? This is modern day romance, people.

12. "We're just friends."

While you've probably been the one who's felt this burn before, you've also probably been the one to do the burning, too.

13. "That was nice."

Translation = that was mediocre, but I don't want to hurt your feelings. 

14. "I love you."

Cause sexy time with your bae comes with all the feels.

15. "Thanks for that. Have a good day!"

So long and farewell. 

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