Summer means one thing to me. Okay, so maybe more than one thing (I momentarily forgot about Chris Brown's new album). But at least one of the five best things about summer is the opportunity to hook up in new and exciting locations. Winter left us stuck inside (yawn), but with warm weather comes a whole new crop (pun intended) of places to get down to business. Some are better (read: less illegal) than others, so read on for HC’s best and worst hook-up spots and start mapping out your weekends!
The Beach
Anyone who’s ever tried to order a drink underage knows the infamy of Sex on the Beach. While it may sound totally romantic and exotic, HC votes “no” on this tried-but-not-true location. You know when you lay out on the beach, and even though you’re on a towel, sand ends up, er, everywhere? There are some places where sand should just NOT be.
Ranking: 3 of 10 (it’s really just the sand thing… oh and possible charge for indecent exposure)
The Dugout at Your Local Ballpark
Head to your old high school or a Little League park close by (after hours, please – the children are our future) for a guy-approved romp. Dressing up for the occasion is a tad (read: WAY) over the top, but definitely wear something you can get dirty in.
Ranking: 7 of 10 (good, clean American fun)
